A Day in the Life of a Pimp
featuring Mike D Pimp

"Please allow me to check my e-mail." -- Mike

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Mike *claims* to have taken one foot out of pimpdom, getting himself a girlfriend. Of course this is just an April Fool's Day prank.

"It's all muscle, I can tell." -- Mike, when asked how one could stuff 300 pounds into his girlfriend, who is as tall as a midgit, and not call her obese.

This is "I got's fourty hoes" Mike, during his covert operation to trace down one of his runaway bitches.
(One of his highest asperations is to become black, but he doesn't want to let the pimping community know that pimpin' started with a white guy.)


The following was stolen from Mike's electronic organizer.

6:00 am - I get my ass out of bed.
6:05 am - Get the 12 incher out of bed and try to calm it down.
6:10 am - Unleash the "Magnum's" brute strength.
6:13 am - Put my showercap on and jump into the jacuzzi.
6:14 am - Slap some ho bag for going easy on the sack rinse.
7:48 am - Get out of jacuzzi; use one towel to dry body, and another one to dry my purple-headed warrior.
7:51 am - Enter my walk-in closet of polyester winter wear.
8:01 am - Choose the white ensemble equipped with the Craftmatic Adjustable wang harness.
8:03 am - Flex my ass cheeks in the mirror.
8:13 am - Go through my morning thigh master routine and buns of steel tape.
8:34 am - Yell for my current Bitch to rub me down with lotion in all the right places.
8:44 am - The Bitch gives me a full body massage and some "pickle tickle."
9:00 am - Suit up in the white ensemble and the wang harness.


Mike is the kind of pimp who demands lots of respect from his hoes, but at times he lets his fun side show. I post here a shot from his personal video collection to express my point. What a character.

Here's a little something I found in the newspaper funnies -- I didn't realize how well known Mike was.




If anyone knows anything more or knows where to find any other pages on the life, times, hoes, and e-mail addresses of Mike, please tell me! This page is only an introduction into the life of Mike, but does not cover every aspect possible. Til' then, wear your fro's proudly and gain honor!